Various Shenanigans
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Elizabeth. 21. College student studying Psychology. Occasionally NSFW (I tag everything I possibly can) (I wish I knew who made the original PB edit, but alas, I can no longer remember)

LOL

failfox:

lovewithoutfearofsociety:

pockytardis:

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

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and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

i guess you could say he was

one hell of a delivery boy

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    Ordering pizza under the name Christo from now on.
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    My brother was a pizza delivery guy for a while. Does that mean he’s sold his soul?
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